So, my mom decided to catch up on my blog and the first thing she saw was that picture of the rattle snake we killed in our garage.

That wasn't good.
Mom doesn't do snakes.

AT. ALL.

She called and told me that was not ok, and she's never coming here again.

SO

This post is for my mom.
(and anyone else out there who might have been bothered by previous posts)
(oh, and wussy baby-girls)

Isn't this a pretty picture mom?
It is a picture of the unicorn we're buying for Lauren.
It eats rainbows and poops butterflies

These kinds of Unicorns only live in sterile, icky creature-free environments.
Which is why it is going to live here!!!

When we were out back clearing our land for the unicorn, we came across a fairy ring. Apparently we have Tinkerbell and her friends living out there!


Not to mention the beautiful flowers that have just spontaneously begun to spring from the earth--they only LOOK like weeds--it is their defense mechanism--ask anyone that works for Discovery Channel.

Can you think of a more beautiful place on earth to visit?
I can't believe this is where I live!!
I mean, Just this morning as I was eating breakfast, I look out my window, and who should be there, but Julie Andrews spinning around in circles singing, "The Hills are Alive!...With the sound of music...."
It's like the Garden of Eden out there!
So. see mom?
Nothing to fear here!!

Also, there are some pretty cool creatures inside our house too...

our little bubble boy


a couple of buccaneers

and our french exchange students...

oh wait, it's the girls :)

No worries.